Apology Of Superman
Come on you’se guys it’s not my fault that eye am a alien I’m not from around here. Eye am an alien like ALF. So what? Eye have super powers. Big Deal, my family was smart enought to find a planet with a yellow sun to relocate me to a place with a Metropolis; A big apple of a city with the only JOB someone like me could ever want ewe see eh? Eye have this old typewriter in my office, and do lots of reporting on Criminal Cases. Its true ewe eye was in a movie once with The Three Stooges. The Atomic Bomb went off did not even muss my hair not even touch the tuft that always hangs down in front, ewe can not believe how many combs eye have broken trying to get that part straight. Eye only had a cameo appearance. ® The Adventures Of Superman was my best TV show. Once on my television show the producers were inviting ridicule they were writing a part for me that did not come out just write. My Super Suit got wet and stayed that way for quite some time until later in the story it was somehow suddenly back to normal. This Author of THIS story this viewer of this segment of this Superman Adventure was actually astonished galling at the screen the suit should have been impervious to water. The real Superman would not have gotten wet at least not his Super Suit itself is what eye always said. And let me just apologize now in 1953 they lacked the technology to edit out the WIRES that supported me to make it look like eye was flying in your sky oh earthlings. Eye do apologize.
